There was a young woman named Dinah
Whose disease was worse than angina.
She smells like a queef
Cause she wouldn’t eat beefAnd now everyone calls her Vegina.
There was a gynecologist from China
Who took a papsmear from Dinah,
He got a good whiff
which caused a big tiff
Since he shoved a big cork in her vegina!
There once was a boy named Ted
Whose girl had a real gift for head.
But because of all the veggies she ate,
He never would ever reciprocate,
So her “vegina” went to his best friend instead.
A kinky old mate from Australia
Dabbled in sex paraphenalia.
He sniffed a flask from China
Filled with “eau de Vegina”
And swore that it cured all that could ail ya.
The stink of her vegan putrescent “vegina”
Caused me such pangs of spasmodic angina
That I wouldn’t put my lips
Within a foot of her hips
For all of the chamomile teabags in China.
There once was a vegan named Dinah
Who served a big meal on bone China.
Though the food smelled delicious
What was truly malicious
Was the stench that arose from her vegina.
"That stink," said a wise man from China,
“Gives me spells of angina!
If you only would eat
A bit of my meat
I won’t be forced to call it ‘vegina’!”
A feminist vegan was disgusted by meat
And found that her privates smelled surprisingly sweet
When the boys who would date her
Attempted to mate her
She cried, "No meat-eaters penis will enter MY seat!"